Audrey's having a pool party with some of her closest friends when a bloke by the name of Danny crashes the festivities and brings their 4th of July celebration to a screeching halt when he disrobes, revealing his Union Jack speedo. While the sight of his bulge gets Audrey all hot and bothered, the British flag simply bothers her friends. After her friends finish spouting a bunch of xenophobic insults at Danny, Audrey delivers a stirring speech about freedom and acceptance that seems to convince them that Danny's an OK chap. When the friends decide to take the party indoors, Audrey decides to jump aboard Old Glory and take Danny for a ride he'll never forget!